'Till the very end
We'll be just as friends
I've know you better

You've seen my worst
So let's invent words



When a good night flounders
And it's over

How good it was
I tend to know
By adding up

Or rounding down
The evening's count of jokes


Me and my ilk
Share a twang that's indeciphered
By other gangs

That's a thing I love about my
Fine brothers in slang


If it's got a funny story
It's made for me
It's not for others in ear spalsh

It's ours, it's mad, it's many hours
Spent laughing at events passed
We smirk at how smart

The work that we spark
A word which people laugh at
It sparks around the crowd

This work of art
Which we have found


'Till the very end
We'll be just as friends
I've known you better

You've seen my worst
So let's invent words


I love the craze
Of the latest phrase
Amazing mongrels of conjoinment

Crazy paving sayings
Are a joy to say with mates
And girls all love the lingo

They curl right up and bingo
They go that extra smile
They go the whole damn snog


I mean it though
The joke from that one night

That was wrong
That makes no sense, really
Shorten to a word

Then to a nod
That is friendship to me


The secret handshake of three mad mates
That makes me pleased to share traits
In understanding absurdities

That mean our brains play

'Till the very end

We'll be just as friends
I've known you better
You've seen my worst

So let's invent words