I bought a house in North Dakota
Put ground effects on my Chevy Nova
Cuz I'm an idiot yeah I'm a lunatic yeah I'm an idiot

Got a collection of beanie babies
I really like the Barenaked Ladies
Cuz I'm an idiot yeah I'm a lunatic yeah I'm an idiot


Ignorance is bliss if the shoe fits
I'll wear this dunce cap on my wrist

Like a moron corsage I'll drop a
barrage of dumb garbage and stupid %#@!
A certified full fledged idiot


I laugh at reruns of Frazier and Friends
I think that voting can make a difference

Cuz I'm an idiot yeah I'm a lunatic yeah I'm an idiot
My only t-shirts are affliction
I have a world of warcraft addiction

Cuz I'm an idiot yeah I'm a lunatic yeah I'm an idiot

I'm a dumb $$#