Hey there Al Qaeda I got an idea
Stop being $$#holes in the middle east
Leave Afghanistan come to TV land

And try to do some good for once at least
You're all a bunch of slobs just looking for a cause
You would do most anything to get close to god

I know it sounds odd an MTV jihad
You're only killing imbeciles is that so wrong
Hey Al Qaeda I gotta lotta ideas


Whitney and LC in The Hills sunning
A sniper rifle's never out of reach

Spencer and Heidi won't see it coming
Blow up their humvee with an IED
A bunch of spoiled teens all blown to smithereens

Would be my favorite episode of sweet sixteen
I'm not being mean it's right there on the screen
The most insipid bull%#@! of society

Hey Al Qaeda I gotta lotta ideas