So you need a new car?
Let your fingers take a walk
Through the business guide

For the 'Born Again' flock
You'll be keeping all your money
In the Kingdom now

And you'll only drink milk
From a Christian cow
Don't you go casting your bread

To keep the heathen well fed
Line Christian pockets instead
Avoid temptation, guilty by $$#ociation

Turn the radio on
To a down-home drawl
Hear a Brylcream prophet

With a message for y'all
I have found a new utensil
In the devil's toolbox

And the heads are gonna roll
If Jesus rocks
It's a worldly design

God's music should be divine
Try buying records like mine
Avoid temptation, guilty by $$#ociation

So you say, it's of the devil
And we've got no choice
Because you heard a revelation

From the, 'Still Small Voice', hey you
If the Bible doesn't back it
Then it seems quite clear

Perhaps it was the devil
Who whispered in your ear
It's a Telethon Tuesday

For 'The Gospel Club'
Send your money in now
Or they're gonna pull the plug

You just remember this fact
When they plead and beg
When the chicken squawks loudest

Gonna lay a big egg
You could be smelling a crook
You should be checking The Book

But you'd rather listen than look
The implication, guilty by $$#ociation