Let me dance with Sarah Palin
She's more fun than Joseph Stalin
And I think that I am falling

In love with her now

She's sexy and witty

Vivacious and pretty
And when she's on TV
The nation says wow


I want her so badly
I yearn for her sadly

I'm in love with her madly
I cannot sit still


Let me dance with Sarah Palin
My vice-presidential darling
I think she's so charming

Her presence is calming

I want to dance with Sarah Palin

But the chances are
Nil.