[Verse 1]
I got a poor man's Labrador
a shelter puppy, she gives me her paw

with her nose, she can open the door
I rub her belly
and she always

wants more
got a poor man's Labrador.


She runs real quick after cars
can go real fast but not very far
she beg for treats that come from a jar

she listens to me
as I play
in a bar

got a poor man's Labrador.

[Chorus]


Got a
black lab on duty

just Midnite Buttons
acting the cutie
I think she might

have A.D.D.
but she always treats me
like a

celebrity

[Verse 2]

She got a tongue that runs 7 inches
if she played bass, she'd be Gene Simmons
she comes from a bath

wearing pink ribbons
then she gets all dirty
digging

ditches
got a poor man's Labrador.


Got me a poor man's Lab
if she could talk she'd call me Dad
she's cute when she's good

and when she's bad
Little shelter puppy
a poor man's lab


[Verse 3]
When she wags her little stubby tail

I don't have time for no travail
I think of success when I fail
she barks at the dude

carrying
the mail
got a poor man's Labrador.