[Verse 1]
I came up here
it was really neat

the choice was this
or Uriah Heep
Mr Anderson was just a wannabe

so he took
a few lessons from me


[Chorus]
Jethro Tull Fantasykamp
I can plug my flute

direct to the amp
except when it rained
and the ground was damp

so I went into an 8-minute jam

[Verse 2]

some guy,
he looked like Dave Pegg
but he couldn't play the flute

on just one leg
a guy
who looked like Martin Barre

backed me up on lead guitar

[Chorus]

Jethro Tull Fantasykamp
I can plug my flute
direct to the amp

except when it rained
and the ground was damp
so I went into an 8-minute jam


[Verse 3]
for one full week

I was a classic rocker
they hired a groupie
to show me her knockers

I remove my stuff
from my locker
next year:

I'll be Joe @@#!er

[Chorus]

Jethro Tull Fantasykamp
I can plug my flute
direct to the amp

except when it rained
and the ground was damp
so I went into an 8-minute jam