You may not like my brown coat
And that I'm using cheques
You may not like my old goat

And that I love T-rex
You may not like my life boat
Because it has no decks

But you cannot deny
That we have had amazing sex


You may not like my pancakes
And that I'm eating eggs
You may not like my rare steaks

And that I don't use wax
You may not like my green snakes
And that I love my ex

But you cannot deny
That we have had amazing sex


You may not like my old car
And that I'm dressed in rags
You may not like my guitar

Because I'm using Baggs
You may not like my black boots
They always hide my legs

But you can not deny
That we have had amazing sex