Here's a note from one Miss Turnbull
Certain homework was not done
Tiny holes in brand new windows

From an unknown BB gun
Cinder Annie and your Big Mommie
Say the facts all point to you


But they don't love you
Little Kawai

Not the way that I do
Not the way that I do


That new squirt gun
Eric got you
Don't you aim it over here

That's a mean song Eldon taught you
I no longer wish to hear
And where he says babies come from

This is not completely true

That's a tall one

Little Kawai
And those bad boys
They don't love you

Not the way that I do

In the morning in spite of everything

We'll go driving in our car
Straight to IHOP where it's well-known
The world's junkest pancakes are

Maple syrup on those french fries
They say it's no good for you


But you're still growing
Little Kawai
What do they know

Do they love you
Not the way that I do
Not the way that I do