Alone in my cave
It's corn flakes and Camels
And the long restless shadows of my life

None but the brave
Jim Beam and Jack Daniels
Channelhopping these empty days and nights

Glued to the screen
Rerun by rerun
At the dark outer limits of my soul

Stranded between
The Green Acres of my good intentions
And the Twilight Zone of zero self-control


So come on angel
Tune in on me

You 'll see your faithful servant
Lost in misery
And all of your hard work

Coming down to no good
Better see about me babe
If you only could now


Girlfriend if it can't be you
I don't even have anyone to tell my story to

I said girlfriend if it can't be you
Girlfriend if it can't be you
I don't even have anyone to tell my story to

I said girlfriend if it can't be you

Dust and despair

Cobwebs and confusion
Collecting in the corners of my room
All of my dreams

Bitter illusions
I just can't be rid of them too soon
Tired of my brain

Tired of this movie
Too tired to get up and shut it off
The time that remains

What good can it do me
Now that I know that too much is not enough
Wait a minute baby

What about my heart
Was it your idea
To take it all apart

And put it all back together
Just one piece at a time
Now it's down to you darling

That's why I'm all

Girlfriend if it can't be you

I don't even have anyone to tell my story to
I said girlfriend if it can't be you
Girlfriend if it can't be you

I don't even have anyone to tell my story to
I said girlfriend if it can't be you


I'm pullin' in a picture now
Up off my back pages
And all at once am privy to

The entire grim design
Of a great civilization
In the terminal stages

Of a slow but steady mental moral spiritual decline
And so it goes
And thus it is written

And all I want to know is
Where does a guy like me fit in?


So I'm visualizing a cute little bunny
With a fluffy white tail and long grey floppy ears
Who looks up at me and says, Doc don't you worry

All you got to do is, hide in here
Now all you got to do is to just say when
You might consider bringing your sweetness 'round here again


Girlfriend if it can't be you
I don't even have anyone to tell my story to
I said girlfriend if it can't be you
Girlfriend if it can't be you

I don't even have anyone to tell my story to
I said girlfriend if it can't be you