I $#&@ed 17 girls in a row last night and 10 of them gave me head
I hit the team tomato on a dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did
The very next day I told the guys, but then they all said that's all lies

Gotta admit I was a little peeved, Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe

I $#&@ed 17

17 girls in a row, you dirty hoe

I banged 17 girls in a grocery store and never lost my erection, no

They had to mop all sperm in aisle 3 and some poop in the fruit sec-sec-section, stinky
When I told the boys in the band they said mother$#&@er, you're out of your $#&@ing head
I don't lie about the girls I screw, they're just so jealous 'cause they know it's true


I $#&@ed 17
17 girls in a row, yes I, yes I did


17 girls in a row
17 girls, I shoot my place in every hole

17 girls in a row
When I was done, they were begging for more


I $#&@ed 17 girls at the trailer bar down in Memphis, Tennessee
I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees, like they were all getting ready to beg
Wham to the bam to the thank you man, then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham

Hell, maybe we're gonna go, but when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know

I $#&@ed 17

17 girls in a row

Sweet, young, juicy #~!!@

I $#&@ed 17 girls in a row

Hop on that cameltoe

I $#&@ed 17 girls in a row