Yo put on the beats
Now we're having a ball
Gonna tell you 'bout a company that tops 'em all

Walter Robotics Break it down
When it comes to robots they're the best in town


Walter Robotics Fall in line
All the competitors are just wasting their time
Yeah I'm looking for quality in a tri-core mainframe

At a bargain value with a family name

Other companies charge for additional parts

They nickle and dime you and they smell like farts
But Walter Robotics They're the good guys
Every tenth purchase they give you a prize


Its $$#orted bath soaps


Walter Robotics they'll treat you well
We've got sprockets, cogs, and cold fusion cells
Walter Robotics give them a call

Discounts on power cores from now through the fall

Hello?

No, I'm sorry you have the wrong number
That wasn't even the number flashing on the screen
You shouldn't have my personal information


When you want to buy hearts for your tin men in mass
We've got iron, brass, and even timelord class

Other companies have an order minimum
But we'll sell you a bolt because those guys are dumb


Walter Robotics deal of the day
100 dollars off when the price horse neighs
Walter Robotics take it from Spine

When I want to buy a robot going here I'm inclined

Walter Robotics sale of the year

Buy 20 roomba hats, get a free root beer
Walter Robotics We'll take care of you
Customer service like the fresh morning dew


Walter Robotics our word is true
If you're not happy Hatchy will eat his shoe

I'm going to do it anyway, so it doesn't matter
And then I'll eat your shoes