Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you


Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends, they all come crawling

Slap you on the back and say
Please


Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see that it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor

'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you


Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man

And your friends, they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Please


Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you