[Intro]

Yeah

Ha
Uh
It's your boy

STCzizzle
And, this right here is for a special person you know
A teacher, he's a funny guy man

Hah it's for him
Part 1
Words that rhyme with Mao


[Verse 1]


We sit here now thinking holy cow
Wondering just how to fulfill our only vow
To eat General Tao with our idol Mao

It hits like Pow, After I'm done saying, "Ow"
I realize it like wow
It's to him we all must bow

Yeah uh yeah uh

[Interlude 1]


Ha
Alright, alright

Coming up here its part 2
Words that rhyme with Chambers
It's hard but, here we go


[Verse 2]


Word in from the neighbours
Dr. Chambers has just joined a group of lion tamers
You see in the zoo, can't mistake him for the rangers

Temper so hot, hotter than embers
Rage so hard, good thing he's not wielding sabers
Louder than Liam in the room of gamers

Hmmm
I wonder if the hair spray he uses is the same as her's


[Interlude 2]

WhaaaaT?

I don't even know what that was but kappa
Alright, alright
Here we go

Part 3
Nothing fancy
Just, just some rhymes

Here we go

[Verse 3]


In the science program, Calculus is a must
Think you're prepared, prepare to adjust

Cause what he does there is much discussed
Every class is so robust


This ain't physics or chemistry
Its calculus and yes we do it happily
With him, it's like swimming with a manatee

Each class, a brand new !@#^ogy

Like here's one to explain limits

Listen closely, to you, it benefits
It's like looking for a dog, he must admit it
After this I'd be surprised if you don't get it


There's no dog in the other room, to him, you must prove this,
You go in there, find a cat, believe you've disprove this

Yes there's a cat in the other room, he approve this,
But that doesn't mean there isn't a dog in there, your verdict, he says improve this!


Yeah now limits make perfect sense
If you still don't get it no offense
But seriously, you must be dense
The level of difficulty is not at all immense


Every time you walk through the door
You got no idea what you're in for
End of each class got you wanting more
Give me a few seconds while I stare at the floor


*Musical Rest*

Once a week comes formal Friday
He stands there looking all nice and tide-ay
Fresh to death, original, bona fide-ay,

Hands down the best part of Pure & Applied--ay

But nothing beats the swag
Of his purple and yellow sweater we stag (*stag used here as a short form of stagger*)
Can't believe it, he's the best at making gags

To laughter, we surrender, we wave the white flag

Hah he's so unpredictable
Contain my laughter, not a chance, I'm unable
He's probably a beast on the ping pong table
What goes on in class is never stable


The best came at the end of the semester,
A moustache drawn on Arnaud's face by a little jester
Victim turned around, grabbed him by the polyester
Good thing Mao came in as the sequester

Yiannis falls on the floor laughing so hard, his head, he was losing

Waiting for calm to return Mao justs starts musing
He then says: "I find this quite amusing"
"But the problem is to do the work, you're refusing"

End of every class's got me feeling sad
Didn't know Arnaud was such an angry lad
Calm down bro serious question: you mad?

Dr. Chambers: Funniest teacher I never had