her name was mia
from north korea
i said come over

bring your land rover
i don't like sushi
she said that suits me

i take a shower
on every hour


oh the oriental
very very special
if you ever get some

you want another one and another one
the oriental
very very gentle

i got one for a cousin
can you send me a dozen?


her name was mae wong
she came from hong kong
she was a raver

of eastern flavour
i said i love you
she said i'd love to

go down to texas
must have one lexus


oh the oriental
so very very special
if you ever get some

you want another one and another one

the oriental

very very gentle
I like it spicy
that'll do me nicely


i'm gonna cross the water
take a plane to tokyo

and find a little geisha
i love to see them go
and carry on to china, asia minor and some more

then finish with a sling in singapore

oh the oriental

very very special
if you ever get some
you want another one and another one

the oriental
very very gentle
i got one for a cousin

can you send me a dozen?

oh the oriental

will drive you mental
i really gotta get one
and then another one and another one

oh the oriental
can you get them on a rental
don't send me a russian

ain't no discussion
got to be an oriental