(Intro)
This is so embarrassing. Nobody's watching my YouTube videos. These videos are so professional. They make you want to fall off your chair. I know that I'm "The Real McCoy". Or may I say, "The Real McIp"? 'cause MC Ip is in the house!


(Hook)
I'm "The Real McCoy, I'm "The Real McIp"

You never watch my videos resulting in zero hits
I need all the views but you won't look at them
Plus, I need subscribers, "Why can't we at least be friends?"


(Verse)
YouTube was at its early stage in 2006

That was the year of my high school graduation
Social networking hasn't been widespread during my days in high school
The oldest student was me so that means, "I rule!"

Our classrooms were in serene park trailers
Being late for classes was an inevitable failure
My rap started out with writing lyrics on Xanga

Even before the dawn of YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter
After graduation I received my diploma
But I didn't realize what I wanted to be when I grew up

Maybe my career was to work at McDonald's and flip burgers
Or why not become the Silver Surfer?
So what I've decided is to entertain you

Uploading videos is something we all do
And millions of people are doing it every single day
I'm only a huge underdog in every single way


(Hook)


(Verse)
Popularity in high school wasn't like in college
All the kids exceled at sports without any knowledge

The S.A.T. was only one single test
I never got a perfect score just like the rest, y'all
But I'm over it I have to be up my game

What's the smartest way to build up my fan base?
All I do is upload videos and expect to be viral
My computer is overloaded with so many files

Look at my previous videos, they're not in HD
They were better off being uploaded in full screen
Even that's not enough my videos aren't getting attention

How do the top players do it? I must be guessing
I'm older than almost everybody, which should make me wise
There must be a secret while everyone else is telling lies

You tell me to give up 'cause it's a waste of time
But I won't back down sitting on the sidelines


(Hook)

(Verse)

I could've been well-known with my professional videos
You don't subscribe at the end 'cause you think it's a joke
And when you subscribe there comes the unsubscribe button

It's very easy to click on it 'cause it takes one second
Why the urge to unsubscribe? I know that I'm for real
If people do it back to you then you should know how it feels

It doesn't matter if I put some pictures and text
Views and subscribers are irrelevant to the video effects
You "Dislike" my videos even when they get 2 views

'cause you think it's funny when I'm not ranked on the first page of YouTube
There are so many haters giving me rude comments
Why listen to trolls? It's best to ignore them

Help me build my character and please spread the word
So I can be on top of the game and be searched on first
All I'm asking is that you watch my videos and subscribe

Let's unite together and don't forget to "Like"

(Hook)


(Outro)
I'm the real deal and you know it. So please watch my videos, subscribe, like, comment, and tell your friends, family, neighbors, classmates, coworkers, and everybody about The Real MC Ipkiss.