You don't let cheetahs loose.
You don't got the landslide droops.
You don't play musical fruit.

But they do.

You don't got a grandma ho.

You probably don't dress in chrome.
You don't leave your pants at home.
But they do.

Pinch your nose and break out the camera.
YEA YEAH, THEY'RE SLEEPING BY THE CHIP RACK.
SHOPPERS OF WALMART.

YEA YEAH, YOU KNOW YOU WANT A CRACK TAT.
SHOPPERS OF WALMART.
Throw a set of wheels on your Lazyboys.

10 speed snowmobiles make some noise.
It don't matter if you're wearing cardboard.
Or baking cookies out on the dashboard.

The place to go when you %#@! your pants.
Toilet paper rolls to go with the lap dance.
Magic carpet ride on the loose.

Return those watermelons to the produce.
Whoa why do ya look so surprised?
Drop the top down, rest your thighs...

High heels, short skirt.
Even Grimace apparently shops at Walmart.
Bird nest, man thong.

Manti Te'os girlfriend shops at Walmart.

Attention Walmart Creepers...


YEA YEAH, COME RIDING IN ON YOUR HORSE.
SHOPPERS OF WALMART!

YEA YEAH, ITALIAN DICK AND BALLS SHORTS.
SHOPPERS OF WALMART!


Burst of Kool-Aid so delightful.
Don't forget to cuff your unicycle.
Stand outside and work your tan.

Ladies and gentleman, Tinker Pan.
Brand new butterscotch Hershey Kiss.
Don't leave home if you dress like this.

Stay outside and take a breather.
Twisted Sister, leave it to Beaver.
Zigga zigga zigga zey crack.

Who wants a nice slap on the back?
Here's to it, smack! Whack, whack.
Big boots, big Poppa.

Big everything, on the prowl at Walmart.
Big socks, Red Box.
Rudolph the $$# crack reindeer here at Walmart.


Hi welcome to......Go to Hell!


YEA YEAH, YOUR LOCAL BATMOBILE STOP.
SHOPPERS OF WALMART!
YEA YEAH, WHERE ELVIS WEARS A TANK TOP.

SHOPPERS OF WALMART!

How's a little Marty Poppins?

Playing Mario Kart.
Throwing on my Polo dress.
While I'm loading up a fart.

Feeling 10 feet tall?
Well who ya gonna call?
Get weird.

Grow a neck beard.
Now what's what I call a Rollback.


YEA YEAH, THE PLACE TO BRING YOUR LOVED ONE.
SHOPPERS OF WALMART!
YEA YEAH, BE CAREFUL NOT TO GET STUNG.

SHOPPERS OF WALMART!
YEA YEAH, SHOW EVERYONE YOUR PINK TIGHTS.
SHOPPERS OF WALMART!

YEA YEAH, WHERE FLASHLIGHTS ARE YOUR HEADLIGHTS.
SHOPPERS OF WALMART!
YEA YEAH, THIS WEDGIE'S OUT OF CONTROL.
SHOPPERS OF WALMART!
YEA YEAH, A LITTLE T.P. FOR YOUR BUNGHOLE.

SHOPPERS OF WALMART!

STRAIGHT PIMPIN'