I saw a band in LA and uh
The band was having a awful night and some people starting throwing tomatoes at the band
I thought ?who would throw a tomato at a band? That's bad?

But then I thought ?who would bring a tomato to a show? That's even worse?
Don't throw a tomato at a band
Cuz what if they really like tomatoes?

They'll think you're enjoying them
You guys are kicking $$#, here
Here's a tomato

The tomato is the universal sign of not enjoying a performance
Plus, I like it on sandwiches