[Verse 1]
I clean out the chimney, or open up the window
Santa Claus is here to help you all

Throw your troubles away, and to grant your wishes
Maybe unwash it to do the dirty dishes
Or maybe some cash to help you pay the bills

Or maybe a new lover for some holiday thrills
So bring out the eggnog, don't forget to feed the dog
Here's a big turkey, don't eat that all


[Verse 2]
So you say you're broke, you know I know that ain't no joke

But don't ... long, cause for Santa there's hope
No need to hide the troubles in a cloud of smoke
Besides it never works, and you might just choke

So you sent me a letter, I make you feel better
Address it to the North Pole, I send a Gucci sweater
Or maybe you prefer limo, and chauffeur

Or a butler that says "Yes ma'am, yes sir"
Diamonds, and pearls, new suits by the dozen
If you can't wear 'em all: get some to your cousins

Then just to spread joy to little girls and boys:
I'll pop up your tree 'till the top with toys
Thundercats, G-Men, G.I. Joe

Barbie dolls for the girls, grown-ups get mistletoes
So if you hear footsteps upon your roof
Don't fright it, that's Santa with your new gold tooth

The ear is what you wanted, or was it a jet
Wait a minute my friend, let me look in my bag