INTRO

She's the poster girl

For facists and sado!@%@s
Or anybody looking for an $$# to kiss
She controls your world

And snatches your ego at the wrist

VERSE 1


I had a run-in with a beautiful miss
She had the fattest onion

And a set of super-full lips
Never imagined someone cuter than this
My heart track was pumpin fast,

chewin my nails to the cuticle tips
And it's too late, Naw!
In fact, it's practically three late

To fathom e-scape
She had me had at (whistle) Hey!
And these days, I don't even practice a faith

But I'm still back on my knees, babe
And that's where I'll stay for my...


CHORUS

Black Widow

Oh, there is no substitute or other honey I dig, no!
Black Widow
Ipso facto that nobody is this cold

Black Widow
See, it might be the way that she abuses me nightly
Black Widow

She's the Ice Queen, it probably isn't true that she likes me

VERSE 2


Oh, the sweet joy of kissing the ruler
If this isn't cooler than cool

Then I'm a miserable fool
Or just a sucker for a lover who's formidable cruelty's
A tool she employs to belittle and use me

And usually you'll see me strolling in a dog leash and collar
Wherever she leads, I follow
She never even bothers to listen to the sweet sonatas I jot her

Somehow it just keeps me hot for my...
CHORUS


Black Widow
Oh, there is no substitute or other honey I dig, no!
Black Widow

Ipso facto that nobody is this cold
Black Widow
See, it might be the way that she abuses me nightly

Black Widow
She's the Ice Queen, it probably isn't true that she likes me


VERSE 3

I send her flowers, she refuses to notice me

And spend my hours trying to write her beautiful poetry
I tend to shower gifts and affection in the widow's direction
She only sees me as a food that she hopes to eat

Totally raw, like when you go to the store and buy sushi
It's cool beans, I know what I'm for
And I could never grow to be more

Cuz in the scope of her thoughts
I'm supposed to be walked on, as though I'm the floor
Come on!


OUTRO


She kiss so cool
Sweetness so cruel
Meanness so kind

Please miss all mine

She kiss so cool
Sweetness so cruel
Meanness so kind

Please miss all mine