I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying


Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the eggman

We are the eggmen
I am the walrus


Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying


Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife !@$^ographic priestess

Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the eggman

I am the eggman
I am the walrus


Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain


I am the eggman
We are the eggmen
I am the walrus


Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying


Semolina pilchard; climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna,
man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe


I am the eggman
We are the eggmen

I am the walrus