Write your crap I'ma cut you down,
talkin' my %#@! from town to town.
Grabbin' on my dick and waving it around,

it's hard to diss a mother$#&@in' clown.
Born this way - I don't know why,
with a dick on my head that'll come in your eye.

Don't be scared now don't be shy,
my seed tastes good just open wide.


I'm a dickhead, yeah it's true.
But I love myself, cos I'm better than you.
I'll wear your words, with $#&@ing pride.

If I hurt your feelings - bullseye.

When you're feelin' angry I'm feelin' glad.

I'll !@(# if I see you mad.
Like Shaquille Oneal I leave backboards scarred,
coz like Jay-Z I ball so hard.

That line was a joke if you didn't know that,
you're another dumb $#&@ takin' comedy as fact.
If you try to $#&@ me better $#&@in practice, I'll $#&@in' $#&@ you with a $#&@in' cactus.


I'm a dickhead, yeah it's true.
But I love myself, cos I'm better than you.

I'll wear your words, with $#&@ing pride.
If I hurt your feelings - bullseye.


(Instrumental)

I'm a dickhead, yeah it's true.

But I love myself, cos I'm better than you.
I'll wear your words, with $#&@ing pride.
If I hurt your feelings - bullseye.