45 minutes past, you're already late
I wait to carpool by the freeway
This "jersey only" dinner was a grave mistake

The friendship scandal's just beginning
Your phone won't stop ringing
Whispers and hearsay are spreading

Our evening, our feelings are rapidly sinking

This always seemed like such a good idea

Everything is perfect until you get there

Check in

Check out
Right now, you are falling asleep to the credits
Shut up

Sit down
I doubt you ever considered your intentions


The night keeps moving despite our efforts
The plates are empty before I utter a word
Nothing is said, as if we just met

Still we think we're ready to go to bed

Check in

Check out
Right now, I am taking a match to the mattress
Throw up

Lie down
Oh well, I knew I'd never have the stomach for this


Now it's morning, thank heavens
Your phone is ringing again
In a flash of poor judgment, you answer it


... this always seemed like such a good idea