Well now bull%#@! an' onion gravy
#~!!@'s gonna' drive me crazy
Whiskey's gonna' get me through the night


Won't your daddy be surprised now
When he sees your belly rise

Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown

Yeah an' won't your mother be disgusted

When she finds your cherry's busted
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown


An' won't your brother have a fit now
When 'e finds out I'm pokin' on it
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown


Yeah an' won't the boys all love you more girl
When they find out they can score a little

Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown

Instrumental


Well now bull%#@! an' onion gravy
Life has gone an' drove me crazy

Cocaine gonna' get me through this night

Won't your daddy be surprised now

When he sees your belly rise
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown


Yeah an' won't your mother be disgusted
When she finds your cherry's busted
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown


An' won't your brother have a fit now
When 'e finds out I'm pokin' on it

Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown

Yeah an' won't the boys all love you more girl

When they find you're just a !@^%
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown


Yeah an' won't your $$# get a blister
When I'm pokin' on your kid sister
Footprints on the dashboard upsidedown