The screams from my alarm scares the sleep from me
It's my sleep thief it steals dreams from me
It's an invention invented with the intention of compelling

The most innocent of women to start swearing
I got a word with four letters to describe all the
bull%#@! I heard on these four days of work

Jackie from HR is soon to give birth so there
backed up like brick wall or black boys on a curb
Or at least that's why I heard anyway outside

in the smokers haunt earlier today
Until light rain landing right on my b&h the water
that wetted it made it hard to inhale

Four minutes more life is what a smoker would say
like Jackie in admin who drinks 2 litres a day
I know this because a little game I like to play

I waste time and gaze at the water cooler
but today is my bestest day of the week so far
It starts with f and ends with liquor

For tonight we laugh we joke and play hard

Every day it is the same show

my boss is an a hole but I'm on the pay role so I guess I'll just stay

Can I tell time is what he know wants to know

I'm suppose to start at nine but its nine two 0
But it's not my fault it's the fault of Blair cause
I went to the bus stop and there weren't no bus there

So I went to the train station and guess what I saw
People doing kung fu just to get through the doors
Started fighting cussing and pulling hair and you know that

I'm farse so I was staying there
But now he's looking at me like I'm a liar but if he calls me
that then I will get fired

Cause even though it's true I won't except that
no name calling that was in my contract
But I'm a good worker file all my files on time

Don't get my files mixed up with files that's not mine
Printed on both sides are the correct codes
And if he act like he don't know th I'll make him know

But today is my bestest day of the week by far
It starts with an f and ends with liquor for tonight
we laugh we joke and play hard