Is this the in place to be?
What am I doing here?
Watching the girls go by

Spending money on...

Sleep all day

It's the only way
I'm a parasite
I creep about at night


Nite Klub, is this the in place to be?
Nite Klub, what am I doing here?

Nite Klub, watching the girls go by
Spending money on...


Hey, hey, I don't work
Cos I don't have to
I don't have to work

There's no work to do

Nite Klub,

I'm a member of the Nite Klub
Nite Klub,
A fully paid up member of the Nite Klub


I won't dance in a club like this
All the girls are slags

and the beer tastes just like piss

I'm a parasite

I creep about at night
Yes I'm a member of the Nite Klub
A fully paid up member of the Nite Klub


Nite Klub, is this the in place to be?
Nite Klub, what am I doing here?

Nite Klub, watching the girls go by
Spending money on beer!