I don't eat red meat but i'm not a vegetarian
I like ice cream but not much dairy
'cause it gets in my nose it makes me gotta blows

Snot like a farmer and it gets on my clothes

It's rather unsightly can even be frightening

But cold medication should not be taken lightly
Because everything that i put in it comes out again
And if i eatin' lean it helps me stay thin


So check out my hair i keep it dreaded
About my corn i like it breaded

Hot from the oven mmmm you said it
Straight to the stomach 'cause my fuel is unleaded


But not fossil fuels i like olive oil
I like my eggs scrambled and i'll never eat 'em boiled
The way to my heart is with a garlic clove

It smells hella sexy when it's on the kitchen stove

But red beans and rice red beans and rice red beans and rice

I could eat a plate twice
Red beans and rice red beans and rice red beans and rice
Make everything nice so nice so nice so nice so nice


Well yes most people on the planet eat beans and rice
They can't afford beef or they think cows are nice

If you talk table manners don't believe all they told ya
I eat with my fingers like an african soldier


I don't know which fork is for meat or for salad
I haven't got a clue when they say whet your palate
Eat a lot a prunes it'll keep you loose

Your skin'll turn orange if you drink carrot juice

I think beef jerky tastes just like a boot

When i'm on the street i chew a licorice root
And if i have a sore throat then i eat ginger
And i will break bread with those who are strangers


So come into my cave tonight i will show you
That food is for life and life i will show you

If you're havin' problems i invite you here
Step into my kitchen we will cook away your fears


But red beans and rice red beans and rice red beans and rice
I could eat a plate twice
Red beans and rice red beans and rice red beans and rice

Make everything nice so nice so nice so nice so nice

Amazing grace how sweet the sound

That saved a wretch like me
Dammit let's eat!
Mi casa es su casa mi cocina es su cocina

You know what i mean

Get some boilin' water yeah

Get a pound of beans yeah
Get some spice and make it nice yeah
You know what i mean


But if a friend has gas then he's passin'
It gives me a headache and i gotta take aspirin

It makes me dizzy i fix him fizzies
To calm his stomach when it's feelin' kinda busy


But some like it white but i like it brown
I like spicy chicken and i can throw it down
Well chilies come red and chilies come green

And when it's on the table i will lick my plate clean

But then i drink a toast to the host and hostess

But first we give thanks to god the mostest
'cause if i am a guest i always wash my plate
I sip a sip a soda while i sing amazing grace


Rings on my fingers left round the tub
The bass fulla bubbles bumpin' like a wash tub
Think about my troubles goin' down the drain
Dryin' up the puddles in the back of my brain


But red beans and rice red beans and rice red beans and rice
I could eat a plate twice
Red beans and rice red beans and rice red beans and rice
Make everything nice


Red beans and rice red beans and rice red beans and rice
I could eat a plate twice
Red beans and rice red beans and rice red beans and rice
Make everything nice


Get some boilin' water yeah
Get a pound of beans yeah
Get some spice and make it nice yeah
You know what i mean


Red beans and rice