South Park lyrics : "Kyle's Mom is a Bitch"
[Cartman:] Weeelllll-
[Kyle] Don't do it Cartman!
[Cartman] Weeelllll-
[Kyle] I'm warning you!
[Cartman] Ok, ok!
[Kyle] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a-
[Cartman] Weeelllll,
Kyle's mom's a (*##$!
She's a big fat (*##$!
She's the biggest (*##$ in the whole wide world!
She's a stupid (*##$!
If there ever was a (*##$!
She's a (*##$ to all the boys and girls!
[Kyle] Shut your $#&@ing mouth Cartman!
[Cartman]
On Monday she's a (*##$,
On Tuesday she's a (*##$,
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a (*##$!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!
(Come on you all know the words!)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest (*##$ in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old (*##$,
And she has stupid hair!
She's a (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$
(*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$!
She's a stupid (*##$! (Woo!)
Kyle's Mom's a (*##$
And she's such a dirty (*##$!(Hey!)
Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this...
[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest (*##$ in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old (*##$,
And she has stupid hair!
She's a (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$,
(*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$!
She's a stupid (*##$!
Kyle's Mom's a (*##$,
And she's such a dirty (*##$!
I reeeally mean it,
Kyle's Mom,
she's a big fat, $#&@in' (*##$!
Big, old, fat, $#&@in' (*##$!
Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!
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