You know Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman
I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler-Moore way
Or an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way

No, I mean SPECIAL... Like...
The song of the hummingbird as it gets ready to find that female hummingbird
And -- make sweet love to it -- all night long

Just two hummingbirds moaning' and groanin'
And letting their bodies caress and touch each other in ecstasy
Slowly, the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird

And eases his way into her golden valley
Gliding gently in and out, in and out, ooh, in and out
Two hummingbirds doin' it doggy style all night long

Until finally the male hummingbird screams with passion
And lets his little humming gravy fly all over the nest
And it makes me wanna

It makes me wanna sing this special song for you
Yeah, baby, yeah mama


Ooh Kathie Lee, you're such a special woman to me,
How I'd love to lay you down
And lick every inch of your body

With my tongue
Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy
How 'bout you and me?

Get it together and make sweet love...

'Cause nobody can take your place

No way they can match your face,
No, you got it goin' on in a way so clear
I just wanna buy you a beer


I thought maybe tonight at seven thirty or seven, I could come by and


Pick you up in my car
(No substitute) No substitute for you
(No substitute)

No baby there's (no substitute) for your girl
(No substitute) for you now


I know you love my body so much
It's something you can't help but touch, ooh
I might let you if you promise to be gentle,

Now I'm gettin' all sentimental

Maybe tonight after pickin' you up in my car

We can park down over by the gas station
That closed two weeks ago and make love in the back seat and...


Drop you off at home
(No substitute) No substitute for you
(No substitute) No baby there's

(No substitute) Come on baby say it
(No substitute) For you now


Now you remember our two hummingbirds
Well after their night of passion
The male hummingbird couldn't sleep or eat

All he could think about was that incredible night
When things were flyin' all over the place
And beaks were where they should be

So he put his beak lips together and whistled a song
Calling that female hummingbird back for another night of fire
Just like I'm calling out for you, baby

Hey, get your $$# over here for some good lovin'

There's only one word that can describe you

You're a flippity-floppity-hootchy-mama-woowoo
You've got everything I ever wanted
My metaphor's all been exhausted


So what say you and I forget about this singin' and songin'
And act like a couple of hummingbirds ourselves...

And get down to some business
(No substitute) No substitute for you
(No, no, no substitute)

No baby there's (no substitute) for you girl
(No substitute) for you girl (no substitute)
For you (no, no, no, no, no, no substitute)
For you girl


Ladies and gentlemen, the Fabulous Chefettes

(No) no (no) subs (subs) sti (tute) for (you)
Ba (by) no (no) no no no (no) for you yeah,
(No substitute) for you Kathie Lee, yeah