Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents

They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?

Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada

Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full $$#ault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon

And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf

But now when I see him he tells me to $#&@ myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada

Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada

Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,

Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada

Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that (*##$ Anne Murray too

Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...

The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun

Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!


SABAZZ!