He came to sell his vcr
Him and his old lady came up in his car
The $#&@ing vcr ate the tape with a snap

That's when we realized he was on crack
Bob's a crackhead


Bob's a crackhead, Bob's a crackhead
Bob's a crackhead, a mother$#&@ing crackhead
He's bleeding outta his dick


It's gonna be the death of him
This %#@!;s gonna kill our friend

A handful of pills and a couple of beers
He said he'll be dead this time next year


Bob's a crackhead, Bob's a crackhead
Bob's a crackhead, a mother$#&@ing crackhead
He's bleeding outta his dick