they call it super tuesday
but there's nothing super about it
it's the result of a broken system

that everybody knows is broken

but no matter how loud we shout

or mock or point or pout
nobody will ever step up
and that is frustrating


super tuesday
you're a reminder

that the people have no power
super tuesday
i want to stop you

your countenance is sour

24 hour news

they live for super tuesday
forget everything important in the world
let's focus on this horse race


you can gamble your life's savings
take a drink for every delegate

super tuesday is a shotgun
to a nation delicate


they call it super tuesday
but i call it cluster$#&@
it's santorum all over the states

right up the country's butt

and i don't mean to be so crass

but that's the way i see it
if we've got to start from scratch
then i say so be it