[verse]

F Am

Screw you man
Bb C
I coulda been a wolf

Bb C F
But instead I'm just this monstrosity
I got these short, short legs

My back is a wreak
Am Bb C
I can barely run and I can barely breathe


You bread me for my looks
With no thought for my internals

My heart is weak and my nose is outta whack
So screw you man
I coulda been a wolf

Instead I'm on the verge of heart attack

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Bb
I coulda been a wolf

I coulda been a wolf
F C
I coulda been out there in the wild

Bb
But you shaped me and you molded
Some parts longer some parts folded

F C Bb
Playing God like some sick sadistic child
F C F

Playing God like some sick sadistic child

Screw you man

I coulda been a wolf
But no I'm just too big for my own good
I can't eat off of the ground

My throat is all a screwy
I want to sit right in your lap I wish I could


You gave me all these feelings
i'm clumsy and I'm tame
I need you though I could eat you in three bites

Screw you man
I coulda been a wolf
this life is really lame

I could be out there stalking through the night

[chorus]


Screw you man
I coulda been wolf

But instead I'm just a shaking little mess
I'm angry all the time
and I'm scared of everything

You made me this way now this is what you get

I don't want your stupid toys

Don't try to baby talk
I just want to be left right alone
Screw you man

I coulda been a wolf
I could be out there howling at the moon


[chorus]