Wandering around the garden
Were preposterous giraffes
Munching sugar pears from the tree tops

And following gravel paths
And Billy was one of them
Accepted as their own

Bombs fell on Dresden
Billy in a zoo alone


The giants walked and
The giants walked
They walked destroyed and walked

Billy's mother talked
She always talked
And the bird said poo tee weet


By the year 2000 the world population will be 7 billion
I suppose they will all want dignity

Billy's dad threw him in the deep end and then took him to the grand canyon
This was why he went crazy


two giraffes approached him
coming from opposite sides
with muscular upper lips shaped like bugle bells

and beautiful giraffe eyes
They kissed him and they kissed him
Horns like velvet door knobs

Jesus was definitely dead
At 5 feet 3.5 inches long


Everything was beautiful
Was beautiful, was beautiful
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt


'Leven cent cotton, forty cent meat
How in the world can poor man eat?

Pray for the sunshine cause it will rain
Things getting worse driving all insane
Built a nice bar, painted it brown

Lightning came along and burnt it down
No use talking' on any man's beat
With 'leven cent cotton and forty cent meat


The saucer was one hundred feet in diameter
With portholes around it's rim

The light from the portholes was a pulsing purple
The only noise it made was the owl song


Everything was beautiful
Was beautiful, was beautiful
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt