When I go to sleep I pray
I'm waking up to I got you babe
Like the guy from Groundhog Day

Just wanna live forever this way
Flash back to seventeen
Got my $$# kicked by the football team

Another Loser on the scene
Editor of the chess club fanzine


I asked you out for losing truth or dare
The guys were cracking up 'til you said yeah


Pinch me, is this real?
I'm on a one way ticket out of loserville
Now I'm off the social flat line

Things are so good that I'm
Taking down my star trek shrine
And you're more than just my valentine

You're my ticket outta loserville

She gives me butterflies

Says I'm not like all the other guys
Doesn't care what car I drive
She still enjoys the ride


When I got to sleep I know
That you'll be there tomorrow

And it gives me vertigo
It was just a week ago that


I asked you out for losing truth or dare
The guys were cracking up 'til you said yeah


Pinch me, is this real?
I'm on a one way ticket out of loserville
Now I'm off the social flat line

Things are so good that I'm
Taking down my star-trek shrine


You blew me out on a Sunday night
You were bored to tears pretending
Knew what you wanted and I'm nothing like the

Guy in your happy ending

Well you were wrong to lead me on

Now in the night I wake up screaming
Where the hell did I go wrong?
Where's Scotty when you need him?


Pinch me, is this real?
I'm on a one way ticket back to loserville

Heading for the social flat line
Things are so that bad
I'm dusting off my star trek shrine


This is where it ends and I can taste the glory
How can I depend

On a better story?
Made it, blew it, couldn't save it
Think about her all the time

It's like I never had her valentine
So I guess I better kiss goodbye to my ticket outta loserville