Eddie kick started his career
One Summertime in May
A %#@!ty band with friends from school

But only he could really play
The moment that he took the stage
The fans were blown away

I always knew that he'd go far
I'm glad I lived to see the day


Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he
Doesn't know
Shame he'll never be around to

See them grow
Said he screwed a different girl
After every show

But he was always way too gone
To remember though
So Eddie doesn't know


At 3a.m, it's getting late
The after party's closed

But everybody follows Eddie
They just won't leave him alone
Calls seven girls to his hotel room

Takes off all their clothes
Some people say he had it easy
But that is just the way it goes


Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he
Doesn't know

Shame he'll never be around to
See them grow
Said he screwed a different girl

After every show
But he was always way too gone
To remember though

So Eddie doesn't know

He's in deep and there's a reason

He's all alone and he can't change
Like the seasons
They come and they go


To all the kids who don't look
Like their Mum and Dad

Don't freak out, don't you let
It make you mad
As long as they both love you then

You should be glad
Just think about the little problem
Eddie had


Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he
Doesn't know

Shame he'll never be around to
See them grow
Said he screwed a different girl

After every show
But he was always way too gone
To remember though

So Eddie doesn't know

Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he

Doesn't know
Shame he'll never be around to
See them grow

Said he screwed a different girl
After every show
But he was always way too gone

To remember though