Santa stole my girlfriend, k, I'm done with that
You can tell them presents, I'll take all these $#&@ing cookies back
She's gonna wear him out all day 'cause all she like to do is smack

Then he'll be too tired to say, ?Ho, ho, ho? boo hoo, how sad

Never met a hater doing better than me

Even Santa had it coming like a shady MC
No, I'm not a rapper, but I need to release some steam
Misses Santa, have fun with that, I'm calling you second team


And I'm back all on that flow
With all them single girls who want more

With all them pretty girls who get low
Daddy's girl at first, but she'll show
Just how bad she is

She don't play around, it get serious
When she hops on that
And then we went to my crib

Took it all off and she bit on my lip
And then she looked up at me with those beautiful eyes
And said, ?Baby, I like it like this?

And that's what we did, I love that %#@!
Made me forget about the fact
That I almost had a heart attack

When I saw Santa kissing on her lips
$#&@ it


Santa stole my girlfriend, k, I'm done with that
You can tell them presents, I'll take all these $#&@ing cookies back
She's gonna wear him out all day 'cause all she like to do is smack

Then he'll be too tired to say, ?Ho, ho, ho? boo hoo, how sad

Christmas day is coming and I couldn't give a %#@!

Santa stole my $#&@ing girlfriend, know you stripping on a chick
I've got a grip, I've got a handle on it, I could use a bit
One of them sexy $$# elves to come over and do the splits

Ha!

Santa stole my girlfriend, k, I'm done with that

You can tell them presents, I'll take all these $#&@ing cookies back
She's gonna wear him out all day 'cause all she like to do is smack
Then he'll be too tired to say, ?Ho, ho, ho? boo hoo, how sad


I don't need that %#@! right back