Look, she's here again
The girl with the patent leather face
Tears pictures out of magazines

Looks longingly at makeup ads
And glossy spreads of beauty queens


The girl with the patent leather face
Sits in a darkened bedsit gloom
She chains her door, squats on the floor

Lets no one into her room

Two faced baby

Shiny baby
Two faced baby
Shiny baby


You can laugh, point at me
They do it all the time

But how would you like it if you had
A face like mine


The girl with the patent leather face
Is a psychopathic mental case
A target for the freaks and creeps

A reject of the human race

The girl with the patent leather face

Hangs around the mutant bars
She tampers with machinery
So other beauties crash their cars


Two faced baby
Shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny baby

Two faced baby

You can laugh, point at me

They do it all the time
But how would you like it if you had
A face like mine


The girl with the patent leather face
Tears pictures out of magazines

Looks longingly at makeup ads
And glossy spreads of beauty queens


The girl with the patent leather face
Sits in a darkened bedsit gloom
She chains her door, squats on the floor

Lets no one into her room

I'm alone and she's alone

And we should get together
I'll never ask you to remove
Your mask of shiny

Patent leather
Patent leather
If you kiss me

Kiss me

You can laugh, point at me

They do it all the time
But how would you like it if you had
A face like mine


Had a
Face like mine

Had a face like mine
If you kiss me, kiss me
Kiss me, kiss me

Shiny baby
With your lips of
Patent leather

And your cold, cold eyes