He had an itch that wouldn't stop
He caught it from someone who didn't wash
He had a nest for a crotch

He had one big piece of hot property

He's just a kid

The Kwellada kid
He had an itch
Only kwellada could fix


He was afraid to drop his pants
He was embarrassed by the nasty rash

It was in the shape of all of Italy
His ^&@#$ was his scratching post


He's going back to the town
He's gonna hunt that creature down
He's gonna pull its panties down

and eat those crabs for lunch