We eat at gas stations all over the place
Cuz mom and dad are misers
But if we go to Berlin and stay at Schlumpf's place

I'll be brunching at the Kuchen Kaiser
Heinrich has a penthouse pad
And he wields a big sharp knife

Raking in cash and smoking good hash
Seems like a pretty good life
This town's $#&@in' sick

Look at all the hairy chicks
Where can we get some kicks?
Kreuzberg 36

Mad Mark, Daniel and their bretheren made it possible
Good people to the bone
They gave us directions to Checkpoint Charlie

And permitted me to use the phone
Oranienstra?e is a pure $#&@ing gas
And the mind-blowing Berlin wall

The U-Bahn will take you to Wild at Heart
A world class punk rock hall
The Trinkteufel bar is the best by far

Schlumpf and Herr Schuller drink there
All the girls that you like even the big battle !@()s
With pierced faces and zero scalp hair

It's like their version of "Cheers" where you can knock back some beers
And maybe even do up some !@%!e
They drink all night and day and on into the next

And nobody really looks broke
This town's $#&@in' sick
Look at all the hairy chicks

Where can we get some kicks?
Kreuzberg 36