I'm not encased in metal
And I do not watch TV
I like my motorcycle

Because it helps me to feel free
The highways and byways are overrun
With Acura gangster clones

And soccer moms in S.U.V.'s
Who are talking on the phone
$#&@ the world!

Forever two wheels!
To all the crazy drivers
Whipping in and out of lanes

Start using your turn signals
Or suck my lock and chain
Your car's all over the road

You've got alcohol on your breath
It gets me homicidal
Because for me it's life and death

$#&@ the world!
Forever two wheels!
You drive like a simp

And you think you're a pimp
In your climate controlled cage
I've got hostile envy and it sets me in a rage

You'd better hope I don't survive
If you get me in a crash
Cuz I'm looking to kill you

And they call me scooter trash
$#&@ the world!
Forever two wheels!