Walteria's got you covered
If you're looking for a place to stay
It's between Lomita and Redondo Beach

On Pacific Coast Highway
It's a hotbed of illicit activity
Everybody's always hetting high

It's close to Punta Sal and Mr. S's Liquor
Next door to the Psychic Eye
The manager will tell you your room is swell

Just pay your rent and try to stay well
Welcome to Torrance's living hell
The Driftwood Motel

The dumpster's always overflowing with trash
And empty bottles of vodka and wine
Alcoholics and addicts in every room

And there's a stripper down in number nine
It's got palm trees, bamboo and a volcanic fountain
And a fabulous swimming pool

There's a bus stop to get you to the methadone clinic
The amenities certainly rule