"That's it mom, I'm moving out!"
"Me too!... Love you mom!"


The greatest thing ever just happened to me
You see!
Take that, mom, you can't tell me how to be

I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules
Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do
HA!

First I'll grab some milk; drink it straight from the jug,
Then grab a sandwich; eat it butt naked on the rug
All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack...

"Only eat one!"
!#@* THAT! I'll snack 'til I yack


No more parents!
No more rules!
Yeah, nice try, mom, but I ain't no fool!

No more bath time!
No more hugs!
And if I feel like it,

I will crap on the rug!
No more mommy!
No more dad!

Livin' on my own; most fun I've ever had!
I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast
'Cause I don't give a $#&@

Shoot your squirties in the air and scream
PARENTS SUCK!


My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say
So I yell
$#&@

%#@!
And darn everyday
My parents ain't around to tell me what to do

So I leave the door open while I take a big poo
My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn
Instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on

My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks
They won't let me watch Bambi
What a bunch of dicks!


No more parents!
No more rules!

Yeah, nice try, mom, but I ain't no fool!
No more bath time!
No more hugs!

And if we feel like it we will crap on the rug!
No more mommy!
No more dad!

Finally I can wear my !@$#y top that I had!
I'm eatin' shards of glass
'Cause I don't give a $#&@

Shoot your squirties in the air and scream
PARENTS SUCK!


No one to make me clean my room each day of the week
No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheeck
Ne one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside

No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm about to die
No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house
No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse

No one to tell me not to take candy from strangers
No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers


"Hey mom?"
"Hi son!"
"Do you think I could move back in?"

"$#&@ no!"

Biiiiip....