My name is boxman, I'm runnin for pres
I know I'm gonna win cause i'm better than the rest
I'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressed

And I'm the best dressed, but I digress

The North to the South to the East to the West

America will look like less of a mess
McCain's not the best, I must confess
Now let me try to express my detest


1 He's bald and stanky
2 He's old and cranky

3 He's got hair on his back
4 He smokes a lot of crack


As you can see, John McCain is a joke
He's in his mid 70s, he's bound to have a stroke
The other candidates will feel the pain

When I blaze the trail with my campaign

Boxman is runnin for president

Boxman is the number one candidate
Boxman will give McCain Chicken pox
Boxman is the only man in a box


Barack Obama's not the right choice either
If it was up to me you'd vote for neither

Both McCain and Obama should get the axe
Just let me tell you these Obama facts


1 He's got a chubby belly
2 His pits are really smelly
3 Osama's his brother

4 He slept with my mother

So please make the right choice and vote for me

You'll see I'll fix the 'E'conomy
I guarantee health care would be free
And every day of your life would be filled with glee


Now let's talk about the war in Iraq
And how we're wasting our time with that crap

It'd be faster with my new policy
To just nuke each enemy country


Boxman is runnin for president
Boxman is the number one candidate
Boxman will steal Obama's socks

Boxman is the only man in a box

Let's stop wasting money on education

And quit spending cash on transportation
Let's focus on something for the population
Like the eradication of constipation


So when it comes time for you to choose
Which candidate will wear the president's shoes

You'll vote for me and I'll tell you why
Cause my vice president is this guy