[Reporters]
Here she is!
Miss Marilyn Monroe

Will she have the answers
That our readers want to knowinbr
From India and Pars

And from just across the pond
We have so many questions
For America's smart dumb blonde


[Marilyn]
Here I am

I dropped in from the sky
For Look and Life and all the boys
From Peek and U.P.I


[Reporters] Please let us peek behind closed doors
Where no one is allowed!

[Marilyn] Well I'm pretty good in private
But the truth is, I'm better in a crowd


I relate to men of so many nations
But public relations
Are my favorite kind

[Reporters] You're the story that we're glad we're $$#igned

Dealing with one man

Can lead to frustrations
But public relations
I have never declined

[Reporters] Cause we're the guys who'll never leave ya behind

A bunch of men

With pad and pen
Is a way to have some fun
But ladies, listen to me

Confidentiallyinbr
Nothing ever beats a one on one


Still, you come to me
For sex in quotations
So I'll use public relations

To give you a piece of my mind

[Reporters]

Gimme, gimme
A piece of your mind
Cause the answer to a question

Is the way you're defined, like

[Spoken]

[Reporter:] What do you sleep ininbr
[Marilyn:] Well I adore Chanel No. 5 and not much more
[Reporter:] Any advice for a girl in the cityinbr

[Marilyn:] If you're two-faced, at least make one of them pretty
[Reporter:] The studio says, "lateness is your favorite crime"
[Marilyn:] True, I've been on a calendar, but never on time

[Reporter:] When you posed nude, your inhibitions were goneinbr
[Marilyn:] Well, that's not quite true, I kept the radio on!


[Sung]
Yes, to chase the blues
Boys, I chase the newsboys!

Fame has plenty of perks

When your life's a mess

Call the foreign press
Be they Indian, Parisian, British
German, or Turks


I am glad you crave
My best conjugations

Yes, public relations
Is my favorite sound


Cause when I'm alone
I can pick up the phone
Cause the forth estate
Is always around!
Yes, it's just good public relations!