there's a lloyd in every city
there's a lloyd in every town
there's a lloyd in every country

yeah you see this guy around
there's a lloyd in every room
here's looking at you

sketchy scurvy scheister !@$(
pedophile dungeon master
$#&@in' greedy

$#&@in' crook
you will never book my band
avoid the lloyd

the marquee is the laugh
you're charging six bucks a draft
ten bucks at the door

for ten %#@!ty bands
you've never heard before
avoid the lloyd