I saw a man %#@! his britches in public
yeah thats right!


It was a quiet afternoon whilst walking through HMV
Im thinking where the f**k did they put all the cds?
Then all of a sudden I caught a breeze

From a big fat $#&@ his jacket coloured like cheese
Big muddy stain on the back of his jeans
It kinda had me in stiches

The fat $#&@ers just %#@! his britches
What a smell, What a stench
His pants look fresh from a trench


It may be one of your technical glitches
but it appears to me that you've %#@! your britches

dont sound so suprised
its clear;y running down your thighs
it's seeping through the back of your kagool

sir i could smell you by the door as you walked the shop floor

Sir as you stood there so graciously with pants brown

the record sales went down
they dropped down to an all time low (all time low)
and as you let your stench into the air

customers nowhere
the shop floors yours my friend
the shop floors yours my friend


It may be one of your technical glitches
but it appears to me that you've %#@! your britches

dont sound so suprised
its clear;y running down your thighs
it's seeping through the back of your kagool

sir i could smell you by the door as you walked the shop floor