I want to be a @@#!roach, so I survive radioactivity.
And I want to be in a pod of peas, so I can stop feeling so !@#$ lonely.
And I want to be a grizzly bear, so I can make folks afraid.

Instead I'm more like a panda bear, because I never get laid.

And in all honesty, being human kind of sucks.

So those are the things that I want to be.

I want to be a fly... so I can fly.

And I want to be a a politician so I can just LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE
... about the things that I told you I did not do.
I'm sorry babe I wasn't good enough for you.

But I'll just pick up my guitar, and I'll sing an upbeat tune,
To forget about the boredom and the misery you put me through.


And in all honesty, being human really sucks.
So those are the things that I want to be.


And I wish I wasn't oh so bored, so I could have something to do.
And I want to be the apocalypse, so I can kill all of you.