Greetings friends...
Join us on a journey through Pennsyltucky


I know a place
Where the roads are filled with potholes
Snow kicks our $$#

And the salt destroys our vehicles

Sippin Yuegling Lager

Laying underneath the pine tree
(Look out for that pine cone)
Meet my new friend

This is Phil from Punxsutawney

You can fly to Miami

But nothing's as fine as a Halfway Dam post sign
Would you like to touch my python?
At Clyde Peeling's Reptileland

I'll put it in your hand

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Pennsylvania Guys, we're unforgettable
Denim shorts and cotton tank tops
Deer head staring at you in my living room

In Pennsylvania, Keystone Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania Guys, we're just untouchable

Thick mustache and ready to rock
Philly represent, cheesesteaks are cooking up
In Pennsylvania, Keystone Pennsylvania


We clip a deer
Scoop it up and have a picnic

(Venison's my medicine)
My pops (works at) Dorney Park
And my ma's a truck mechanic


We eat hoagies
Middlesworth chips and pierogies

Bean soup and Whoopie pies
And that sweet Lebanon Bologne


We made chart topping song hits
Like Unskinny Bop and the Pennsylvania Polka
St. Patties day up in Scranton

Sloppy wasted at seven am hand-cuffed at twelve pm

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Pennsylvania Guys, we're unforgettable
Flannel shirts, suspenders on top
Horse and buggy parked outside the grocery store

In Pennsylvania, Keystone Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania Guys, we're so incredible

Billy Joel sings about Allentown
Pittsburgh represent, I'll take your can of pop
In Pennsylvania, Keystone Pennsylvania


'Sylvania's known all over the globe
Even Mr. Rodgers is born in Latrobe

Come and join a five star cuisine
Cheesesteaks, Tasteycakes, Pork & Beans


Take a long ride down the Hershey Highway
Pig out at Saurkraut every New Year's Day
Go to Dutch Wonderland, milk a fake cow

Fifteen miles down the Erie C!@#^

Amish people getting freaky with no remorse

Way down south in the town of Intercourse
At the Bloomsburg fair I bought a carmel apple
Got hoof and mouth disease from eating raw scrapple


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Pennsylvania Guys, we're unforgettable

Mining hat with flashlight on top
Coal dust skin so dark who needs a tanning bed?
In Pennsylvania, Keystone Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania Guys, we're highly physical

Sexy smile above our beer gut
Wilkes Barre represent, we want amnesia back
In Pennsylvania, Keystone Pennsylvania

Philadelphia

(North Philly in the house! )
King of Prussia
(Shop shop till you drop! )
Lackawana
(Tom Clark's in the backyard! )

Susquehanna
(What's up Jessup)
Shenandoah
(I love Mrs. T's)
West Altoona

(Yo, yo MTO)
East Centralia

WOW! that's on fire! I seen it!