So it seems I pissed you off
And can throw a fit, fuss, holler and spit ...
Cuss and (*##$ and scoff


And true, if I were in your shoes,
I'd do the same, my friend,

Then I'd dunk you in the river once again.

So you talked to all my friends

And you fed them lines, lies and alibis
Tried to do me in


They're all braced for a knock-down bout,
but I don't care who wins
I'll just dunk you in the river once again.


It's a long road outa here
And paved, it seems, with misplaced dreams

Heartache, doubt and fear

But I've finally found a drink

to wash away all the world's sins
And I'll dunk you in the river once again.


'Cause if we can't fight, then be all right,
we're done for in the end ...
I'll just dunk you in the river, once again, oh my friend ...

I'll just dunk you in the river once again ...